Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits,” said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed “Scopes Monkey Trial” and is widely considered one of Darwinism’s holiest sites.

Oh for crying out-loud! It’s worse than Christian infant baptism and Christians visiting supposed images of Jesus, or Mary, on the side of water tanks! Darwin has become God.

Please people! Take your brains back off the shelf and reinstall them back in your skulls. Please!

Richard Dawkins might call this child abuse based on his book “The God Delusion”.

Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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